1000 Monkeys, 1 Typewriter

Millions of years of canine evolution have lead to this moment: Bronson eating a twig upside down while gurgling with joy.

Well, guess I’d better head over to Dorchester so I can start pissing on worlocks without repercussions again.

I apologize for nothing.

Terrified of being an American right now, guys.

Tanya, paralyzed by existential dread

Damn it kitty give me my hand back

Meet Tank Cat, who will be filling most of your Facebook/instagram feed for the next few days.